my-name-is-fabulous:

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suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

nogoodmichael:

whoever made this is my hero for the day

es-tea-enne:

noncanadiansatan:

bertismylife:

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

  • yeehaw
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • hte Spaghetti
  • lil shit
  • swiggity swoner i have a boner
  • genocide

come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late

how is that pronounced

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*